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  • hexpress:

    anz100:

    carbonfiberpersonality:

    Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

    Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

    I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

    californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

    (via charlesoberonn)

    Source: carbonfiberpersonality
    • 8 hours ago
    • 90267 notes
  • liberalsarecool:

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    Painful to watch. HRC was attacked because her message was 100% correct.

    (via vetmedirl)

    Source: liberalsarecool
    • 8 hours ago
    • 1261 notes
  • emerymunro:

    That wasn’t funny, you clowns!!!!

    Twitter | Insta | dA

    (via goopy-amethyst)

    Source: emerymunro
    • 8 hours ago
    • 1596 notes
  • scotchtapeofficial:
“theyre happy to see each other
”

    scotchtapeofficial:

    theyre happy to see each other

    (via goopy-amethyst)

    • 8 hours ago
    • 218087 notes
  • misspider:

    zhugenesis:

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    This has absolutely no right going off as hard as it does

    (via passionpeachy)

    • 8 hours ago
    • 73590 notes
  • spookyadhd:

    wrecklessnothing:

    Hey can we like uhh stop using hyperfixation so loosely? Hyperfixation happens only to people with adhd and autism and sometimes other mental illnesses. It’s not a term for neurotypicals to use when they’re just obsessed with something.

    please, for that reason but also for whenever i hear people use the word hyperfixation i go “oh!! look another person who might have adhd and knows enough about it to understand the word hyperfixation!!” and then when i ask them about it they respond like “ugh no! that’s so rude i can’t believe you would think i have adhd!”

    (via goopy-amethyst)

    Source: wrecklessnothing
    • 8 hours ago
    • 4346 notes
  • just-shower-thoughts:

    If dust is mainly human skin then little bits of dust must get into paint and onto paintings that are layed out to dry. So famous paintings like Van Gogh would have an actual part of him in the painting from his dust.

    Source: just-shower-thoughts
    • 8 hours ago
    • 1538 notes
  • bloodofshiagur:

    alienshepard:

    trained video game designers who get paid thousands of dollars for making video game: some things are way too difficult to create with this engine, you have to understand that we are very limited in our possibilities for this game

    modders with a pirated version of photoshop who work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750 outfits during my lunch time. Also this female character now has proper armor and can be romanced by a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here are 20 new complexions you can download for free

    also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback :)

    (via cakeandrevolution)

    Source: alienshepard
    • 8 hours ago
    • 99829 notes
  • thepratandtheidiot:

    Holtzmann Text Posts (4/6)

    (via seananmcguire)

    Source: thepratandtheidiot
    • 8 hours ago
    • 1253 notes
  • i-just-like-commenting:

    tabbytyler:

    asgardodinsons:

    Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

    FUCKING T H I S

    So much of Thor’s “dumbness” is actually either (a) emotional immaturity, mostly in the first film, (b) unfamiliarity with Earth where he’d never been before, and © being so freaking honest and honorable in a world that doesn’t play by the same just set of rules he insists on following.

    (via toddy-kun)

    Source: asgardodinsons
    • 8 hours ago
    • 96433 notes
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